"so I'll try and do more tomorrow" Charlie - do you mean more blogging or more of the other stuff? It was really good to see you and Jeanette yesterday - hope u are able to entertain me next week with more beef tea - I didn't have to cook on Wednesday I was so full.
Mundane day here on Brookfield Rd - you're not missing anything. Ron is concerned that I've labelled him a 'cow' in a previous post, predominantly because he believes his 'secret is out'. It turns out that he genuinely does pee like the niagara falls, and he assumes I heard him having a leak on his veggie patch from over the fence. So - there you are. He has a turbocharged bladder, bless him.
Sorry you're feeling so ropy - would a vomit anecdote help at all? Maybe another time. Perhaps an old smutty joke instead.
A bored wife is becoming very frustrated at the lack of intimacy in her marriage but after the infamous "lounge suite" incident is really at her wits end. She asked young Tommy next door to do some odd jobs around the house for her at weekends, and wore less and less in front of him to try and jolt her hubbie into a jealous rage, but it didn't seem to work.
One Saturday evening they were both sat quietly in the lounge when she began to talk to her husband. She made up a story that it had been such a glorious day that she'd been sunbathing in the nude on the patio, when young Tommy came round to water the plants. He gulped and stammered but she soon seduced him with her feminine wiles and they made mad passionate love right next to the patio heater. Then she asked him to hose her down so they could start round two, but he just dropped everything and fled.
Hubby sat there, held his head in his hands, and started sobbing "no no no". She felt awful and said "Oh darling, so you do care after all". He said "it's not that - it takes me hours to wind up that hosepipe properly without kinking it"
Hi Charles - hope you are feeling a teeny bit better. Just popped round to your house to let Josca manhandle your cats, and to take some soup round for the girls. Tam made it, so your mother in law's decision to pass was probably evidence of survival instinct.
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"so I'll try and do more tomorrow"
Charlie - do you mean more blogging or more of the other stuff? It was really good to see you and Jeanette yesterday - hope u are able to entertain me next week with more beef tea - I didn't have to cook on Wednesday I was so full.
Also, after your's and J's rude comments about my picture I have had to amend it.
I hope this gives you something to chuckle over Charles...
A Blonde is on the bus when she suddenly realizes she needs to fart.
The music is really loud, so she times her farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, she starts to feel better as she approaches her stop.
As she's leaving the bus, people are really staring her down, and
that's when she remembers she's been listening to her ipod....!
Hi Charles
Hope tomorrow a better day with much less sickness. Sleep well
Karen x
Hi Charles
Mundane day here on Brookfield Rd - you're not missing anything. Ron is concerned that I've labelled him a 'cow' in a previous post, predominantly because he believes his 'secret is out'. It turns out that he genuinely does pee like the niagara falls, and he assumes I heard him having a leak on his veggie patch from over the fence.
So - there you are. He has a turbocharged bladder, bless him.
Stop this sickness business now matey.
All our love
RTDJ and S x
Sorry you're feeling so ropy - would a vomit anecdote help at all? Maybe another time. Perhaps an old smutty joke instead.
A bored wife is becoming very frustrated at the lack of intimacy in her marriage but after the infamous "lounge suite" incident is really at her wits end. She asked young Tommy next door to do some odd jobs around the house for her at weekends, and wore less and less in front of him to try and jolt her hubbie into a jealous rage, but it didn't seem to work.
One Saturday evening they were both sat quietly in the lounge when she began to talk to her husband. She made up a story that it had been such a glorious day that she'd been sunbathing in the nude on the patio, when young Tommy came round to water the plants. He gulped and stammered but she soon seduced him with her feminine wiles and they made mad passionate love right next to the patio heater. Then she asked him to hose her down so they could start round two, but he just dropped everything and fled.
Hubby sat there, held his head in his hands, and started sobbing "no no no". She felt awful and said "Oh darling, so you do care after all". He said "it's not that - it takes me hours to wind up that hosepipe properly without kinking it"
Thinking of you!
Barrie has broken his arm and is in Harlow hospital, Happy Days!
Love to you both
Monika x
Hi Charles - hope you are feeling a teeny bit better.
Just popped round to your house to let Josca manhandle your cats, and to take some soup round for the girls. Tam made it, so your mother in law's decision to pass was probably evidence of survival instinct.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Love RTDJ and S x
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