Does any one know the average number of hairs there are on a human head?. I'm trying to work out how long it will be before it's all gone. Not long at the current rate.
To cut it short or to leave it? Votes please.
I managed to get a headlamp unit from a scrap merchant near 'Grunty Fen'. Sounds like something Rob may use an alias.
C
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Hey don't go mocking the fen tigers....I drive past that scrap merchants when I take S to pre-school in the Big Smoke.
On the joke front, and following on from your theme, here's one from the 80's:
Why don't blokes from Kiev wear boxer shorts?
Cos Chernobyl fallout
(You have to say it out loud)
The clippers would get my vote - go for the Grant Mitchell look. Not that I'm biased....
Fingers crossed for Monday
P
Sorry Phil, it was a bit of an 'in' joke, referring to Robs 'trouser technique' and his last name. Not sure about Grant Mitchell, more like Gail Porter. And yes, you are biased.
Cut it or else....
Did you have a fight with a lawnmower?
Where did you get your hair cut?I’ll go and beat them up for you if you like!
Are you going to pay the rest when they do the rest?
Did you get your hair cut like that for a bet?
Did you ask for a number two? Because it looks like sh**!
Did you get your hair cut at the butcher’s?
Hang tough, Gerry
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